Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.

Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!

by Bubba n Ralph May 05, 2023

Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats

Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant

by Fye boy tre daddy March 08, 2017

Sloppy croissant

When you fold your girl in half, cover her in butter, and give her that sloppy

“I was so hungry and horny I had to give my girl that sloppy croissant”

by Croissantlover69420 February 05, 2025

Sloppy croissant

When you slather her in butter, fold her in half and give her that ol sloppy

“I was so horny and hungry I had to give her a sloppy croissant”

by Croissantlover69420 February 05, 2025

custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011

german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 01, 2018

Croissant

Word that people who dont speak French absolutely can't say.they really suck at even trying.

My friends try to say Croissant but they absolutely suck at it.

by Cate chua November 11, 2020