Crawford University

Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell

Wow you look so crawfordy

Look at you all crawfordised

You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh

by Furious bird November 25, 2021

Tracy Crawford

Sawed off little shit scrubbing floors ( also known as looking for her lost sack). She can also be called by screaming hobbit 3 times fast while watching hardcore pornography

Hey dude don’t be a Tracy Crawford

by Realist10284 February 17, 2021

Aleesha Crawford

Slag hoe

Aleesha Crawford is a slag

by Leah hooter October 27, 2020

Crawford

A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.

"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."

by Momo & Pigsy March 30, 2022

clare crawford

It is predicted that the grim reaper will come for her on the 27th of May 2023

Person 1- Oh its the 27th of May, 2023
Person 2- RIP Clare Crawford

by yourdoom May 22, 2017

Natalie Crawford

She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way

Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?

Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..

by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021

maxwell crawford

a dumb chad like creature that avoids everybody

if you find a maxwell crawford approch with caution

by cancerbaby1 October 22, 2019