Craft rage

Extreme frustration to cope during crafting activities due to a combination of inability

I went to an art gallery and tried to make a tissue paper garland. After spending 30 minutes fashioning a limp specimen
I got exceedingly frustrated having glanced over at the middle class 8 year old’s perfect blooms; in a fit of craft rage I screwed up my flower and stormed out

by NE17 April 15, 2022

craft cravings

When you're Pinterest AF and have an uncontrollable need to build, create, design, and inspire and your friends begin to think you're insane because all you can talk about is creating things.

"I really want to make a desk right now."
"You need to chill it with the craft cravings."
craft

by Sophi_Kylyn February 18, 2017

Craft services

The people who provide snacks such as granola bars and chips or fruit and veggies on a movie set.

The catering on that movie wasn't all that but craft services really rocked!

by 4realazitgits March 26, 2021

High-Craft

The game of creating food dishes while under the influence of marijuana. Usually creating something absurd.

Yo bro last night when we got baked, you were playing *High-Craft* and you deadass made an omelette sandwich taco.

by Stoner-Man March 11, 2022

Elephant Craft

Better than Dr.Empty but not as graceful or charming as Pro Panda.

Elephant Craft is such a gamer, but not as cool as Pro.

by Elephant craft March 25, 2022

craft bro

An obnoxious bro who only drinks trendy craft beer and tells everyone about it whether they ask or not

Nate started bartending at a dive near the bus station and a craft bro walked in and bitched that they didn't have the trendy beer of the season. He was out on his ass in seconds.

by von groovy April 09, 2019

landing craft

Landing crafts are small and medium seagoing watercraft, such as boats and barges, used to convey a landing force ( infintry and vehicles ) from the sea to the shore during an amphibious assault. The term excludes landing ships, which are larger. Production of landing craft peaked during World War II, with a significant number of different designs produced in large quantities by the United Kingdom and United States. Because of the need to run up onto a suitable beach, World War II landing craft were flat-bottomed, and many designs had a flat front, often with a lowerable ramp, rather than a normal bow. This made them difficult to control and very uncomfortable in rough seas.

As they sailed in, one landing craft was hit by 20 enemy shells.

by lieutenant cabbage November 13, 2022