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Diplomatic Cable

A diplomatic cable is a report written by embassy staff to the Department of State in Washington D.C. Thousands are sent a day.
Wikileaks released a bunch of Diplomatic Cables the other day.
by acalarch December 2, 2010
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Café Crawler

A motorcycle which has been modified to appear similar to a café racer, although shares few if any qualities of a legitimate café racer. This motorcycle will typically have lower handle bars, missing air box, and aftermarket muffler however will handle worse and have less power than if it were left stock.
That café crawler will only reach the ton if it goes off a cliff.

Your bike is not a café racer, it is a café crawler and you are in denial.
by MotoSurgeon October 6, 2011
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monkey crawler

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
by Biomed88 October 13, 2013
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stink cable

A skinny, seemingly endlessly long turd.
Man: I just laid a hell of a stink cable in the urinal at TGI Fridays.

Friend: Bro....that's sick.
by Rotten Kiiwii May 23, 2016
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Carolina crawler

A sex move that involves reverse, aggressive, unnecessary fellatio that causes the receiver to crawl across a surface and violently kick the aggressor repeatedly resulting in surprisingly volatile orgasm for both participants.
My brief visit to the Deep South left me battered and bruised from the multiple Carolina Crawlers I received at the hands of many a sultry delta queen.
by Yesterday’s Page June 12, 2016
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Mr. Crabblepants

A person(s) who is in a pissy mood and takes their anger out on a person(s).
Person - OH HAI!
A Mr. Crabblepants - SHUT THE HELL UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
by SEANSEANSEAN September 9, 2007
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basic cable

Average looking girls; who are free, easy, not hard to get. There is not much to look at, you do not get the good Channels
by Sharon Magoole November 4, 2011
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