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and then I fucked your cousin

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.
Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...
by The Gerb May 18, 2010
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Cousin Eddie

A really smelly suprise fart that comes out of no where and just won't go away!!! Also tends to happen when the "shitters full"!
I wish you had warned me before you contaminated my lungs with that Cousin Eddie!
by TNT1980 September 17, 2015
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cousinfucker

An extra stupid gnarly looking guy...a derp derp. A cousinfucker is either someone who'd be fucking their cousin or they're the fugly product of cousinfucking.
Matt Gaetz looks like a cousinfucker.
by bette_cracker August 18, 2019
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Cousinfuckery

(verb)

The act of Incest; particularly with one's own cousin.
"I just naturally assumed that those people were always everywhere in the south go to the Nascar thing maybe or the international coalition of cousinfuckery"
by Ethic_Hackman January 26, 2007
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Retarded Cousin

A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.
Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?

John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.
by MmCcPp June 18, 2011
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the cousin

A move created by Lara Fraser C- to describe a move in which someone crushes a man's testicles in his/her hand until they almost disintegrate. Based on a dream she had in which she performed this move on The Cousin.
The security guard tackled me for trying to save rabbits undergoing scientific testing so I gave him the cousin.
by Lara Cooper March 19, 2007
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'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*
by RazerRD May 11, 2010
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