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Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.
"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"
by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017
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anime convention

A place where many (often annoying) anime fans gather to frolic amongst eachother to discuss, watch, or dress like anime characters in a cosplay.
Many anime fans, turn into retards and loose a significant amount of intelligence upon entering the premises of an anime convention and are prone to acting in a very annoying manner, or speaking many bothersome phrases in a language named japanese.
A-kon, Otakon, Oni-con, ect. are anime conventions.
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Dumb ass guy: "Y-y-y-your hair's pimp."
Dumb girl: "Arigato..."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
Dumb ass guy: "okay...."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
Dumb girl: "thank you...."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
by Freddy September 23, 2005
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Furry convention

God: So it says you did all of these sins? Welp, you’re gonna be going to the furry convention
Guy: What’s that?
God: Hell
by SomePersonJustExisting November 30, 2021
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Furry convention

A good place to blow up with propane bombs
“I heard there is a furry convention nearby”
“Ok hold on, lemme get my stuff”
by Osakinator July 9, 2022
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Sheldon Convention

A Sheldon Convention can refer to 1 of 2 things:

1. The meeting of millions of hot women to have sex with each other in front of Sheldon.

or

2. The meeting of millions of Sheldon's. Every Sheldon is repeating the phrase, "WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?"

Note: Ma Samich = My Sandwich
1. This Sheldon Convention is awesome, look at all these women!

2. Man there are so many Sheldon's here, this must be a Sheldon Convention...WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?
by ShaneMolloy October 6, 2008
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Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.
My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.
by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011
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anime convention

a place where botards and nerds go to watch, act out, and sometimes beat off to (typically) japanese animation. Quote 'normal' people do not reside there, rather people that want to be normal (as everyone does..yes even you Mr. 'i just went to shock therapy and i like to cut myself')... they are yet another subcategory of people in general
there are no normal people
Girl: I love trigun!!! its like the best show ever (twitches)

Botard: I like watching you, watching anime...and squids...tha...uckhu... young women (beats off)

Mr 'I just went to shock therapy and i like to cut myself':WHY CANT I BE ACCEPTED?!
*Anime plays in the foreground*
::ANIME CONVENTION:: as interpreted by someone with nothing better to do.
by mike's_bitch June 28, 2006
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