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cuntstructive

adjective.

1. a type of advice from either a male or female instructing a female as to the best practices for her vagina. These may include which condoms are best for women, which wax salons do a good job, which position most quickly leads to orgasm, etc.

2. the way a "wingman" helps you get laid- for instance being an ass himself so that you can look good in comparison, taking away the potential cock-block friends, or telling her how amazing the guy is.
Hey, dear, my six month anniversary is coming up and my cooch needs some cuntstructive advice. Do you have the number for that awesome bikini wax salon?

He was so cuntstructive on Thursday that he distracted seven baptist friends so I could get with her.
by wittywithwine June 3, 2010
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Tonka Construction

Tonka Construction is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.
by KhAoS November 9, 2003
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cuntstructive criticism

This is unwarranted and completely unnecessary criticism, which by the very nature of the person giving it also incorrect. Their nature is of course being that of the cunt
" got pulled into the office today for another dose of cuntstructive criticism from that bellend of a manage"
by jamz buck August 17, 2017
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threat construction

War like concept of marginalizing and fictionalizing events of history that are undeniable facts invented after 9/11.
When Baudrillard talks about the simulacrum of War and how the media is used as an entertaining diversive smoke screen, what is really talking about is threat construction (paper)...
by Dune-spice monkey January 31, 2017
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construction gay

Term for a homosexual male in the blue collar industry. Although a rare breed, they tend to crop up in suburbia where the trendiest job is working shirtless under the sun organizing tiles on a track-home roof.
Will was fired yesterday because his boss discovered most of his day was spent watching the construction gay washing the windows of the building across the street.
by Benutty March 8, 2008
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Cuntstructive Cliticism

When a woman criticises a man about his gender and compared him to a woman in a way that, if he were to do it to her, it would be considered sexist.
"Man, have you seen how much of a bitch Kelly is? She keeps subjecting me to lots of cuntstructive cliticism all the time."
by CardboardPizzas March 9, 2017
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Construction Workers

A gang formed by 8th grade girls in 2008. They get demerits on purpose almost everyday. To get in this gang you have to get a demerit on purpose. Their sign is a okay sign language thing. The point finger and the thumb is the "C" for construction and the other three fingers turn out to be a "W" for workers. Everyone in this group has to be sexy(: If not fuck you;; your not in it.
OMGGGG! I want to be in the Construction workers sooo badly!

DAMNNNN! look at those construction workers. They got in going on. I wish i was in it!
by NanneStrickland December 15, 2008
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