Constant dick

being an asshole for no apparent reason,wakes up from a nap being a jerk

"Don is totally a constant dick for no reason whatsoever".

by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018

skinner's constant

Noun. The constant is whatever numbers you need to juke the stats so Professor Skinner is happy.

The data make no sense, so let's apply Skinner's Constant and go home.

by WoodleyPark April 11, 2023

Multiversal Constant

Dick Grayson

In fact, of everyone I've met here, you're the least changed from the version I knew. Always confident, always kind, always cool. Dick Grayson, the multiversal constant. ( Kal-el A.K.A. Superman)

by notdickgrayson March 01, 2022

Danir's Constant

The eerie feeling that someone or something is following you as you walk up basement stairs. Coined when Reddit users DannyMacho and Im_Tapirs named the phenomenon on Reddit.

My friend is a victim of Danir's Constant every time he gets done doing laundry.

by CoolHandLuke41 November 22, 2013

Planck constant

a fundamental constant, equal to the energy of a quantum of electromagnetic radiation divided by its frequency, with a value of 6.626 × 10⁻³⁴ joule-seconds.

The Planck constant is denoted by a capital H (ℎ).

by bluestinger66 November 07, 2022

Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture March 30, 2011

constant fear

A band that makes "music" that sounds slightly better than a dog sharting.

Have you heard the new Constant Fear album? It's tote's the sharts!

by 80019 January 10, 2021