concrete multch

the tobacco from inside of a blunt dumped on the parking lot of the store it was bought from

go sweep the concrete mlutch

by h2o024 September 7, 2005

Concrete spitter

Someone who spits on the concrete, ground, river, etc.

You’re a concrete spitter? Okayyyyy…

Eww, your a concrete spitter.

by Ravishing Ceiling Crust March 21, 2022

concrete breaker

my mate Mickey's vibrator. Capable of disrupting tv reception for 100 feet. May come in hand if your house is accidentally buried in concrete and you need to go to the corner shop for a slab of miller.

Mickey "Fancy a bit tonight darlin"
Female "Maybe"
Mickey "Good cos ive charged the batteries for the concrete breaker"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

Concrete Shitfeast

An insurmountable wall of bullshit you cannot possibly break your way through.

The party was a concrete shitfeast. I might aswell not have been there.

by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021

Eat Concrete

Jumping from a building to commit suicide.

"Apparently her friend Ate Concrete yesterday.."

"Eat Concrete, bitch!"

by Meik0 May 23, 2022

Concrete Tuxedo

Concrete Tuxedo basically means a casket,back in the old days,sometimes people were buried in the ground with concrete as a building material for a casket,other than wood or other plastics. Tuxedo is obviously a suit that you surround yourself with,so goes the meaning of "Concrete Tuxedo".

Tim: I don't know what to do with my body after I pass.

Bob: Bury it with a casket?

Tim: No,I don't what to be stuck in a concrete tuxedo forever.

by Doomguy458 November 21, 2011

fucking concrete

Something you would say out of the blue to make someone laugh, or to say if something is solid.

I love fucking concrete.

by nivek102305 December 25, 2021