comp major 

someone with no sense of time or direction and is simply incapable of planning the smallest events

kris: where is everyone?

Tyler:i dunno, thomas planned it
kris & tyler: fucking comp major!

thomas: i hope you guys dont mind the upper deck

comp major by ludakrishneel April 6, 2011

comp goku#6850 

bigest goat ever

comp goku#6850 solos

comp goku#6850 by sizzy#6969 June 24, 2021

comp daddy 

Comp daddy is a bitch who left his friends to go to Missouri for the summer and came back 3 days late

Gwenney: Who is the gay man driving children in his car
Nat: that's comp daddy
Ava: yup, I'm the mother

comp daddy by Messiah_Fighter_69_420 August 21, 2021

comp-u-terd 

The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.

I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.

comp-u-terd by poppilopo June 12, 2009

comp-arison 

Comparing the attributes of computers

Comp-arison of the two interfaces would be arisen unfairness.

comp-arison by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010

comp largo 

Online textual dialect, characterized by extreme abbreviation and the replacement of phonic elements with onomatopoeic symbols. (Probably itself an abbreviation and misspelling of "computer lingo".)

d00d! b4 i had comp largo, chat was a bummer!

comp largo by Kiki November 7, 2002

comp a bizzle 

when you intend to get your penis sucked from an individual

Adam Mirabile wanted to comp a bizzle from his drunk grandma, but she licked his brown eye instead.

comp a bizzle by Davey Allen December 21, 2003