Out Of Commision

when something is not working, or out of service

"hey dude, is your computer fixed yet?"
"no, it's still out of commision."

by Jup!73r February 13, 2021

combosion

1. A state similar to cardiac arrest entered after a hit off a badass joint.
2. A general state of being fucked up, down, sideways, and especially inside-out.

"AWWW SHIT DOG, he just went into combosion!!"
"DAMN! Pass dat shit!"

by Lazer Pewpew April 1, 2007

compassionate disruption

A program of pushing homeless into social services that move the homeless out of an area and into a place where they can be inadequately treated outside the purview of the public.

The police lured the poor homeless from the downtown, under their new policy of compassionate disruption. The homeless were given the option of a one way Greyhound bus ticket, to see a far a way land, or residency in the local police hotel, and a job doing community service.

by mlhiss September 24, 2014

Omission from Orgasm October (OOO)

No Nut November but in October. For those unfamiliar, No Nut November (NNN) Is a challenge where men must go one month without ejaculating. You have the option to not participate in the NNN challenge if you participate in OOO.

Man 1: Hey, why aren't you doing NNN?
Man 2: Because of Omission from Orgasm October (OOO).
Man 1: OOO? What's that?
Man 2: Its NNN but in October. You can skip NNN if you do OOO
Man 1: Alright, I'll consider doing it next year.

by Deadender412 November 4, 2020

army of compassion

1. The Salvation Army

2. A euphemism for the US Army

Oftentimes, as we discuss our country, we think in terms of our strength being the military. And I happen to believe it's important to have a strong military to keep the peace. ... The true strength--(applause)--the true strength of the country is the hearts and souls of our citizens. That's the true strength of America, see. Government can hand out money ... but government cannot put hope in a person's heart or a sense of purpose in a person's life. That happens when a loving soul, like Charlene puts her arm around somebody who hurts and says, what can I do to help you? What can I do to make your life a better life? How can I, a citizen of America, interface with you, to help you understand there is a bright hope and a better future? No, the strength of this country is the hearts and souls of the soldiers in the army of compassion.

by Kent Hang October 15, 2004

Compassion Bully

When someone uses a disability or illness as a way to pressure you into doing something nice for them. Taking advantage of someone by using their kindness and compassion to manipulate them.

That guy always begs the band to introduce them, gets backstage all the time because of his bad legs and then acts all hurt if they say no. What a Compassion Bully.

by Roadie Overthegate January 7, 2013

Commission

A transaction involving the exchange of money from the commissioner to an artist in exchange for custom pornographic artworks. Typically refers to anime and furry art.

Damn. Did you see that guy's commission? I was all like FAPFAPFAP!

I couldn't find any art of Goku sexing up Gotenks so I believe I'll commission somebody for one.

by DerpWolf September 28, 2010