A wild beast that roams the Sahara Desert. It eats scorpions, snakes and beetles. If it's lucky, it eats camels. They scientific name for the Colin is the "Colinius Retardus"
Person 1: You I just saw a Colin and it starting biting my leg.
Person 2: I know it's so retarded and stupid.
Person 2: I know it's so retarded and stupid.
by thermal_blade November 29, 2018
Get the Colinmug. Colin can sometimes be charming but most of the time he is very annoying. While you are working, he will search up hot guys. He will change all of your sources into video game references. This is a warning, NEVER work with a Colin.
Guy 1: We need to work on this project!
*Colin is staring at hot guys*
Colin: ohhhh, ahhhhhhh.
Guy 1: oh Jesus.
*Colin is staring at hot guys*
Colin: ohhhh, ahhhhhhh.
Guy 1: oh Jesus.
by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018
Get the Colinmug. 
Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but that’s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so I’d smash. 6/10
Me: yo you heard about the sinkhole in El Monte?
Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colin’s ass cheeks caved into the earth
Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colin’s ass cheeks caved into the earth
by Itsjustbanter69 May 3, 2019
Get the Colinmug. 
a straight man who’s also a twink
by hotpeopleliketaylorswift April 19, 2022
Get the colinmug.