cohen

absolute cutie, but also a massive dick with a micro dick

“cohen? doesn’t he have a micro penis”

by simplybowl June 29, 2019

greg cohen

rapist

greg cohen: wanna have sex

girl: no

greg cohen: that means yes in mexican

by girlwiththepearl June 15, 2010

S-dot Cohen

His coolness meter is off the scales.Period.Finito.That's it.Bitches.

S-dot Cohen has entered the room.Control you animal urges people.

by dabrainboy April 16, 2005

Gaybe Cohen

A big fag who follows around guys who think he's gay and plan ways to get rid of him.

This gabe cohen was with us all day, it was so annoying, and gay.

by Aubrey J. Morin July 31, 2003

Matt Cohen

One of the hottest guys my eyes were ever blessed with seeing. Next to his hypnotizing eyes and strong bone structured face, he has a GREAT body to go along with it. Known for playing as Aiden, the jock with a heart, on The-N's South of Nowhere

Matt Cohen should definitely give me a call. I would suck his dick so hard the sheets would be riding up his ass.

by Sucks Dick April 19, 2007

cohen job

a cleaver and sneaky way to ask someone for a hand job.
as made famous by nickxcohen.

Boy: hey bby, down to give me a cohen job?

Girl: what?

Boy: huh?

by nickxcohen October 18, 2008

Cohen Sangster

cohen is poopy infested red neck scumbag from sweet home alabama he loves all the gay men and enjoys licking mens gooches

by bob May 8, 2003