Clyde is amazing guy. Who gives you the will to live. He makes your whole world stop when you look at him. He gives you happiness and warmth. Even if you guys don't talk anymore. He is extremely handsome and there aren't enough words to explain the wonderfulness about him.
by Kyliena-and-Honey March 15, 2022
Get the Clydemug. mid-17C-19C Someone who bangs random girls, and dodges/runs from them afterwards.
1920s+ an older homosexual man, usu. one who supports a young lover.
1930s-60s a passive homosexual; a tramp's young homosexual companion.
1960s (US Prison/Und.) the rich backer of a large-scale crime.
1970s (US Gay/prison) a victim of sexual aggression.
1920s+ an older homosexual man, usu. one who supports a young lover.
1930s-60s a passive homosexual; a tramp's young homosexual companion.
1960s (US Prison/Und.) the rich backer of a large-scale crime.
1970s (US Gay/prison) a victim of sexual aggression.
by The Definitonator December 13, 2017
Get the Clydemug. genuinly so goddamn cool, hes cool, has alot of bitches and alot of rizz. you cant say hes not cool youve got some competition
by notsomeonewhosnamedclyde April 29, 2023
Get the clydemug. When you're drinking liquor (typically Yukon jack) straight from the bottle and someone chugs the last of it, they are pulling a clyde.
You should pull a clyde because my sister, at the E40 concert, pulled a clyde and she had an AWESOME time afterwards!
by Stilltrill February 19, 2021
Get the Pull a clydemug. I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
Get the Right Turn Clydemug. Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…
Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co
by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021
Get the Clyde torresmug. Someone who likes to curse a lot and tell inappropriate jokes (usually sex jokes) when given the chance during conversations.
Guy1: "How old is your mom again?"
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."
by X3 *Pounces on you* UwU February 24, 2021
Get the Clydemug.