chop 

To sell weed.

Ex 1:

Bobby: Hey I'll be about 20 minutes late.

Susie: Why?

Bobby: I got to go make a quick chop.

Ex 2:
Alex: Yo where did Osama go?

Addison:He's out choppin he'll be back soon.

chop by brotherjames March 29, 2009

chop 

ignoramus, idiot, one with little intelligence.

You fuckinh cop!

chop by kepy seema September 22, 2003

chop 

when rims shine

man,those sprees really chop

chop by allen January 27, 2004

chop 

to fuck a girl

Hey Taylor, why are you always with hot girls but you never chop them? ex. chop her in half; chopper city; and the drunken yell "CHOOOOOOOP!!!!"

chop by Ben and cousin Justin March 28, 2003

chop 

an insult or a dis

-"yo momma so fat she plays pool with the planets"
--"chop!"

-"you play ball like a girl!"
--"dang man he be choppin' you"

-"you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking nerf herder!"
--"dang man, leia be takin' you to the choppin' block"

chop by #swagdaddy69 October 6, 2013

Chop 

A "chop" or "club chop" is a karate chop motion performed to the neck whenever somebody says something false or ridiculously stupid. Chops are not to be dealt on jokes or any opinion based matter. If somebody falsely chops another person, the victim of the false chop receives 10 chops for being falsely chopped. A chop can only be performed on a question if the question is so unbelievably stupid that they must pay for their stupidity. If somebody calls for a chop and the defendant disagrees with a reasonable argue meant, they chop may be decided weather it is granted or not by a 2/3 vote (all voters in the party must be unbiased and make a fair decision based on the rules of the chop, no exceptions)

Zack: Did you know that George bush brought the horses to America in the 1800's?
Mark: Chop, are you stupid? *executes chop*

Chop by mark_shark June 6, 2016

Chop 

“To chop” basically means you’re smoking weed

Stoner 1: “Surely come for a hell mad chop.”
Stoner 2: “Fucking oath”

Chop by alaskaseas March 5, 2018