choofer

A pothead, stoner; someone who smokes marijuana socially.

These people can often be characterised by attempts to look like cool regular users while wearing their suits with the top button undone and tie loosened, thus dispelling that image and making others think that they should either stick to light beers or just go straight for the cocaine.

Thanks to former Australian Labor Party leader Mark Latham and his ranting and raving against politics and politicians, where he claimed that marijuana is the drug of choice in parliament.

It wouldn't surprise me if all politicians are just a bunch of choofers.

by _Julius_ October 31, 2005

chockerblock

completely full of things (lincolnshire, england origin)

"This bucket is chockerblock with fish for the seals"

by x sara x October 26, 2006

choker

A person who pratices autoerotic asphyxiation or paraphilia, a practice where someone temporarily cuts off their own air supply by means of a ligature or some other sort of self-asphyxiation device during sex or masturbation.

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

moozer choozer

an insult used instead of the word loser which has became boring and fuetile in todays culture, someone whom choozes to mooze, consisting of the word moozer and choozer,
a loser whom is that way because they have chosen to their own downfall

tim decided not to come out, he chose to mooze
tim is a moozer choozer

by mike & roZ August 17, 2006

hot dog cookers

Hot dog cookers are metal stick figures in the shape of a man with an extra appendage between his legs. Chefs use the extra appendage to scewer hot dogs (other tubed meat is also exceptable) and then places the entire apperatuce on a Bar-be-que or grill. Processed meats will then cook by the heat from the grill and the heat also cooks the meat inside out due to the impaledness of the hot dog cooker apperatice. The entire ordeal makes a delecious hot dog as it is cooked inside and out and also serves as a hilarious party gag due to the falice like resemblence of a metal stick figure with a flesh like boner

Sean used a hot dog cooker at the last gay frat party he attended.

"HOT DOG COOKERS!"

by Philthy Rich September 15, 2008

Donkey choker

The term used to describe a penis so large it could choke a donkey.

If you want to feel good about yourself, don't stand next to Jarrod when you pee; that man's got a donkey choker.

by Disto January 8, 2011

Choker

A blow job blackbelt. Basically a kinky sluts badge of office.

(especially if its lace)

Steve: Did you see that girls choker? You know what that means bill.

by Yourdadsgaymom June 12, 2019