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captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.
"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"
by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020
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Chonks

A word to describe a big beefy boi that has exceeded the maximum mass limit to exist within the space time continuum.
Bob: That big boi is chonks!

Ross: ah yes, chonks.
by CoolG2007 February 16, 2020
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double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy
by double chonker September 30, 2022
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Chonk

Hey you chonk go make me an ipod
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Chonk Slurry

A massive dhiarrea poop followed by vomiting on the toilet floor and pooing all over the toilet bowl before sitting down.

Or

Or a big pet lizard that's pooped over the kitchen floor to show dominance to his human girl.
1. "Bro my best mate betrayed our bromance by fucking his new gf anally and I chonk slurried everywhere. He must have really love her more than me. The biggest Mega Chonk Slurry"

2. "So my big boy Tegu being the man of the house leaving that mess all for me to clean, I love his chonk slurry.
by GunstarWaverunner August 24, 2023
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chonke

You would use this word mostly to describe people who are metaphorically thic instead of physically because you know that if u said they were chonke irl they would drop kick you like you did to that child 2 years ago.
That boi is kinda chonke ngl
by Nicholas Dwyer December 6, 2021
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Chonk

A really sexy piece of fat found around a really sexy persons belly who looks slim and healthy and they also have a bit of belly to grab. When you grab it it feels like holding love.
Let me touch your chonk.
I want to spoon you and hold your chonk.
by lovechonk January 29, 2024
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