The act of sexual abuse during oral sex where you proceed to slap your rock-hard stiffy against a woman's mouth until at least one of her teeth chips, and then jizz onto her eyebrows to force her to shave them off.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend was being a total bitch last night when we were making out so I totally Cheeky Chindianed her
Guy 2: How many teeth did you break?
Guy 1: Just her front tooth but she''ll have to draw her eyebrows on with a ruler.
Guy 2: How many teeth did you break?
Guy 1: Just her front tooth but she''ll have to draw her eyebrows on with a ruler.
by Cream4Curtis January 22, 2014
The phrase used for a bad dealer. They can be trying to sell you anything but they have to be bad at doing so. Being late, mean and sorting a bad deal.
"Yo, you got the puks?"
"yea il be there in 5 mins"
...
5 hours later
...
"where are you?"
"yo im round the corner il be there in 2"
...
2 hours later
...
"WHERE ARE YOU!!!"
"yo im nearly there"
"nah, it dosn't matter, your the biggest cheeky sue"
"yea il be there in 5 mins"
...
5 hours later
...
"where are you?"
"yo im round the corner il be there in 2"
...
2 hours later
...
"WHERE ARE YOU!!!"
"yo im nearly there"
"nah, it dosn't matter, your the biggest cheeky sue"
by WillLovesStickyIcky July 21, 2009
A highly sophisticated event consisting of Czapla and his fellow immensely intelligent associates.
This event is usually some sort of conference between Czapla and his associates where they discuss global events such as: 'FNaF' 'The One Minute Silence Challenge' 'Try Not to Spoon Each Other Challenge' and many more.
This event is usually some sort of conference between Czapla and his associates where they discuss global events such as: 'FNaF' 'The One Minute Silence Challenge' 'Try Not to Spoon Each Other Challenge' and many more.
by Czapla January 01, 2022
To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.
'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
by NaughtyPilau June 06, 2018
A half-pint of lager, normally drunk in haste when you're meant to be elsewhere. Can often turn into a 'cheeky pint' or 'several cheeky pints' if there's a lack of willpower.
"It's been a rough day and I need to get back home for dinner. I don't suppose you fancy a cheeky half, Boris?"
by elBlandie September 13, 2016
The Noun for the Woman perched precariously between 2 men in a spit roast. Usually up for anything. The cheeky hog may have also came into contact with many STD's so the minge is usually quite potent. It is unadvisable to tell the cheeky hog that she is a cheeky hog
Me Ben and Chris found this cheeky hog, but she only liked me and Chris, so we roasted her and Ben Watched
by Wad of Dick October 27, 2009
Person 1: *scratches arsehole and sniffs fingers*
Person 2: did you just have a cheeky sniff?
Person 1: no
Person 2: did you just have a cheeky sniff?
Person 1: no
by Win Kee July 09, 2016