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The Charlie Browns

A state in which nothing seems to be going right.
"What's wrong with Robin today?"
"She's just having a bad case of the Charlie Browns."
The Charlie Browns by Matty G. December 23, 2007

Charlie Browning 

Look at Joe, he's Charlie browning the same shirt and pants for the last 5 days.

Charlie Browns

The dirtest of dirt ass regs
Charlie Browns by gangstagrillz420 January 29, 2010

Charlie Browning 

Charlie Browning is when you’re running to kick a football and someone pulls it out of the way
“Damn, girl! You really Charlie Browned me!”
“Be careful Charlie Browning! You almost got me hurt!”

charlie browned

shitting yourself
@camelul oh no, I just charlie browned in my pants -
charlie browned by binarypower July 24, 2024

Charlie Hash-browns 

A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'
Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?

Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

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Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.