MySpace champion

One who appears to be important or popular based on the complexity of their myspace page. Often these people have a massive number of friends/comments, but in reality are considered losers within the social hierarchy. Myspace champions also have lots of photos, and post tons of pointless blogs in a futile attempt to gain online popularity, in false hope that online popularity will lead to even a small amount of social success in the real world.

Normal guy #1 - "Did you know that weird emo girl in our calculus class has a myspace? It's actually quite sophisticated and she has tons of photos!"

Normal guy #2 - "Oh yeah, that's Kayla. She's actually kind of a loser, I don't think she has any real friends."

Normal guy #1 - "I guess she's just another MySpace champion..."

by Francis Zaplan January 20, 2008

Play like a champion

Encouraging or motivating phrase offered to a disgruntled or pessimistic person. Taken from the sacred sign located above the tunnel leading out of the home locker room of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football team.

"Dude, I'm not sure about this exam."

"Hey... no excuses... play like a champion."

by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

people's champion

Another name for a desperate losing cheat that tries to win by kicking his opponents out of the race

Valeban 1: Damn, Rossi got a rear of grid penalty for that kick that caused Marquez to crash. He'll never win the championship now.
Valeban 2: Never mind. He'll always be the people's champion
Valeban 1: True that, and he likes coming up from the rear, anyway

by Eyre of the Fred August 9, 2017

Champion

Someone who commits an act of the following: extreme courage, extreme awesomeness, or extreme stupidity; one who is worthy of positive recognition for such an act.

May be shortened to "champ".

"Did you hear about the guy who ate a stapler?"
"Man, that guy is such a champion."

by nmglover May 8, 2008

breakfast of champions

(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.

The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.

A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".

by ka-chan April 12, 2012

Chaminade College Preparatory

Chaminade College Preparatory is a high school in southern California. While Chaminade freshmen start out lost and confused, carrying their expensive laptops around and avoiding the opposite sex, by senior year it is standard to spend every Friday night getting trashed with 90% of your classmates. Chaminade students can frequently be seen around the San Fernando Valley driving daddy's two year old, and thus discarded BMW. Chaminade students look down on public school students, as they should, because despite the rich kid cliche, Chaminade students are intelligent and successful, and get into colleges based on merit, rather than by the aid of a trust fund (see Oaks Christian High School). After four years of hard work, it is understandable that its upperclassmen should feel the need to let loose. Students are divided into two categories, very good looking, and frightening. The two groups are generally never seen together, and it is very uncommon to see mixed couples.

Victim of public education: Where do you go to school?
Chaminade college preparatory student: Chaminade
Victim of public education: HA, you mean SNOB-INADE
Chaminade student: It's okay, I have more money, more college acceptances, and good looks

by chaminadesocal September 27, 2009

Raw Dog Champion

One engages in sex without a condom on a very slutty girl, sometimes better known as Dylan Glover.

Person 1: Hey man, Dylan fucked Jelana in the ass last night, RAW DOG!

Person 2: Oh shit, hes the Raw Dog Champion!

by cobbert March 8, 2009