Certified

to be absolutely ON ONE. Just generally trippin', tweakin' out, jacked up, or crazy. Not necessarily due to drugs.
Could also mean on the right amount of drugs and alcohol to be on a whole new social level of whacked out.
Or a legit crazy person.

“You see Dukes rip his shirt apart on the dance floor when 0 to 100 came on last night? Homeboy was certified.”

"Wow. Jessica getting jealous of Nick and Sarah when she's not even hooking up with him. Certified."

by Trillbo Baggins February 11, 2015

Certified freak

The best kind of people because they are not ashamed of who they are sexually it's like a certification for having great sex

Dezarae is a certified freak yo I just came in my pants

by I want Dom's dick in my mouth November 9, 2019

certificatologist

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation

Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

Certified G

When you have been around your way, paid respect, worked your way up, stayed down for your crown, don't fuck with lames and so on. Be loyal and trustworthy.

Viktor is a certified G, he takes care of his family and nearby neighbors. He's not crying or suffering, but stepping into action and getting it done.

by Gravehund April 26, 2017

carttangas

Carttangas is such a beautiful name to call your best friends it’s the best word ever to describe one of your friend that is awesome or anything you name also your friend must be thickkk💦 to call them this so go find a thick friend to call them carttangas

Oh my gosh my friend is such a carttangas

by La China July 15, 2018

certified bucket

a basketball player that can't miss and has a real naiz shot

damn did you see that shot he's a certified bucket

by i am stroke July 1, 2019

Certified "Bruh Moment"

A "Bruh Moment" of the highest caliber. Only in certain situations may a "Bruh Moment" be certified.

Person 1: "The kids in my basement won't stop screaming"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"

by brickswithfun May 9, 2020