childcare centre

A womans vag*na or mouth or anus after she has received a fresh load of sperm from a man.

I dropped the kids of at a few childcare centres last night, all without leaving the bedroom.

by pimp_c April 21, 2008

Montclair Sperm Donor Centre

The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.

"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."

by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022

Centre fielding

When you are in the center of a field with a woman, she then proceeds to choke on your dick after she called it small.

Bro I was out centre fielding last night with that girl I met at lunch

Centre fielding - receiving head in a field
Without being caught

by Booster69 October 28, 2025

Staples Centre

Staples Centre is a large multi-purpose sports arena, in Downtown Los Angeles.

John: Hey Joe, I'm gonna go see the L.A. Kings tonight; they're playing the N.Y. Rangers.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.

by Marcus Falcon April 25, 2014

left centre

Drinking or consuming drugs to excess. So inebriated that upon attempting to sit down on the toilet one misses and takes the left half of the seat right to the centre. Of their rear, that is.

"Broski, I just overheard that lesbian say she went left centre. She must really be pickled!"

by silkbowtie January 11, 2012

Lilford Centre

Well were can I start. This school is for spaks. We all enjoy going as not much learning takes place. If you go a day without hearing Johnothen call somone a weapon or moan about how much pepsi max he is drinking you have not experianced anything. As for vickey the big boss who strides around school looking brighter than the everday sun in that orange dress which i have never seen change. Dirty. Well, when it comes to exlusions were can I start they hand them out like left right and centre. If you breath = exclusion, talk = exclusion. And it gets worse from there. We are no longer able to take hot drink into the classrooms as one fellow pupil decided to wear his cup of tea instead of drinking it shouting it was an acident when we all know really he poured it on himself to get out of class. The best occassion was the mug balancing act on the fire exit door handle again expreimented by the same pupil this ended up with alot of tidying and one less mug to drink from. You could never go a day without having a laugh or seeing that one pupil who decides to mix white wine and cider the day before school and come into school hungover as fuck. He then decided to puke all over the bathroom toilet. 🤣 The school representation shows high standerds when vickeys boss came into school. Blasting the song “ I dont give a fuck about you” as he walked into the room. Well faces soon changed there.
From,

Lilford Centre School.

Lilford Centre = Shit and movable fucker. Jonathan = Funny, to bossy and having a good laugh. Mandy = Daft, funny, stupid.

by Lilford Centre School March 29, 2021

Duke Baking Centre

Large oven used in the Subway chain for baking bread.

Viktor, can you put twelve Hearty Italians in the Duke Baking Centre please?

by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009