Catastrophe

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.

One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.

by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018

Catastropic Failure

Any malfunction of massive proportion, geographically located between the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn.

"The BP oil spill was just north of being a catastropic failure.

by TheCapitalC June 12, 2011

calastrophe

A combination of catastrophe and calamity, a true disaster.

I dropped my ice cream cone, what a calastrophe!

by Gab the potato December 5, 2019

catasrophuck

What results when a hell-hole meets a cataclysm, as coined by Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show."

The current war in Iraq is a catasrophuck.

by Mark C. D. October 4, 2006

Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

Natastrophy

When a Natural Light is spilled at a bitching party

Dude Nate you spilled the Natty, What a Natastrophy. Dammit Nate

by bobcatspecial29 June 23, 2009

catastrophle

A ROFL of epic proportions

ROFL LOLFL MANOFLE CATASTROPHLE

by about7 February 13, 2009