Wet Cardboard

A term used to describe one who violates the bro code.

Austin's always hanging out with that girl, you don't think he's become wet cardboard do you?

by CLWILK October 7, 2017

cardboard cowboy

Some who likes to act tough but is really a coward all talk no action

I thought he was a tough guy but he turned out to be nothing but a cardboard cowboy.

by Kongo Kong June 27, 2018

Cardboard Date

A life-size cardboard cut-out of someone you fancy but have never managed to date, which you bring along on double-dates and other social events.

She brought her swimmer cardboard date to the bar reccy last night... very handsome, shame they both turned soggy so quickly.

by jenny the regifter April 18, 2010

Cardboard box

A dull and boring person who lacks an imaginative spark. A person who is not scintillated by life and breaks no rules. He dresses plainly, speaks calmly and is dependable and faithful. He does not have any hobbies or any interests other than earning his bread and butter. He is common, found easily and pleased quickly.

"Oh! Tom is such a cardboard box. He completely lacks intuition, is a bore to communicate with as he has no fresh ideas of his own and peddles out mundane and dull facts all the time."

by fiery living April 18, 2010

Cardboard Cutout

A boring person with nothing about them. Say's nothing & contributes nothing.

Hey, that Simon is a fucking cardboard cutout!

by The Bomb 2020 August 27, 2020

cardboard character

card-board char-ac-ter; noun
A character that appears fake, unnatural or unreal.

Miley Cyrus in Hannah Montana is like a cardboard character because she plays someone she is not by wearing make up and wigs and different clothes. You can still tell it's Miley Cyrus!

by JWat36 October 28, 2009

Cardboard face

one that has such an orange face from spending so much time on sunbeds, that their face is like cardboard

kanoute: hello dave
dave: you've been on that sunbed again, haven't you, you're turning into a cardboaard face

by Dave davidson February 4, 2005