bumpkin

A bumpkin is know as the best pumpkin or is known as big pumpkin.

bro thats a big ass bumpkin

by 64bitpug December 14, 2021

Bumpkin

a small or cute person; often used as a nickname

she's my bumpkin

by Andreas2344 January 30, 2022

Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.

“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

by that country kid March 3, 2021

Bumpkin

A type of pumpkin that bears eat.

A black bear is eating his bumpkin behind that tree.

by Bumpkin nugget April 2, 2021

redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.

Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”

by Jxrdn February 17, 2025

Bumpkin

Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.

Trent stopped by the soup kitchen today and gave a few bumpkins to cheer the hobos up!

by Frank Poncherello February 27, 2023

Bumpkin Rumpkins

Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.

"Those damn Bumpkin Rumpkins upsets me pop pops."

by Ashcloud99 March 4, 2023