Chris Brown-Eye

An asshole heavily bruised and beaten from anal sex.

The secretary explained to me that she ended up with a Chris Brown-Eye after a night of rump shakin and sodomy.

by Skebs January 27, 2010

Brown Eye Master

A certain point in time where a person has had butt sex so many times that it feels like something is always in their ass.

BK's new boyfriend made butt love to his ass some many times that he became a Brown Eye Master.

by JRoemer December 30, 2007

brown eye sty

A homorrhoid, or large bulous vein popping out of your ass. Sometimes named Steve.

My brown eye sty is really irritating me today, do you have any Prep H.

by Pharisimo March 10, 2008

brown eye surprise

closely resembling the winston slip, the difference being that the brown eye suprise is used with the intention of a second date. May also be used on significant other, wife or girlfriend.
See The Winston Slip for full details.

"I gave her the brown eye surprise She thought I was heading for the beef curtains, but I slipped it in the exit only hole."

by pkbm July 21, 2006

Brown Eye BBQ

The act of lubing up a penis with BBQ sauce, fucking a girl in the ass, then when finished- insert a savory chicken wing into her butthole which "sauces it up", and feeding it to her. Not to be confused with the "Dirty Buffalo Wing".

Friend 1. "Man, those wings were good last night."

Friend 2. "Yeah, I took some home and had a Brown Eye BBQ with my girlfriend."

by 8172 September 6, 2009

old brown eye

A rectum. Especially a poorly wiped one.

She has beautiful brown eyes.. and a great old brown eye.

by MYG November 23, 2013

brown eye spinner

Any person who sits on a penis and spins around easily due to a loose asshole.

wow I bet that trick is a brown eye spinner.

by Baste Force February 4, 2015