Brendan

Brendan: A term traditionally used to represent a mentally challenged homosexual whose primary focus in life is to read, play basketball and do fortnite dances in public. Respectively known as the "gay as mf" and a "lil bitch as nigga"

Haddon: "Hey lets go to the park and steal a hot dog"

Brendan: I don't know man I j-j-u-st ca-a-nt today

by Bitchassnewlifenigga2.0 December 24, 2018

Brendan

A guy who crushes on his friends PE teacher and is one of the dumbest guys you meet.

Guy 1"Look at that guy over there checking out his friends PE teacher".
Guy 2 "His name must be Brendan".

by J543 May 18, 2016

Brendan

Total fucking nigger faggot. Likes to smoke weed, suck cock, and be dominated by crazy chicks (sometimes named Kellie). All-around gay boi.

Look at that Brendan ridin' that fire cock.

by FireCock6969 March 6, 2017

Brendan

Brendan is gay he is gay homo even

Brendan is the homo

by Not gay beetch September 3, 2018

Brendan

Man. Dickhead. Awfully arrogant. Your welcome Brendan for creating this for you. Can be sweet. Only thinks with his dick though. 😊

That asshole Brendan remember him?
Yeah....he’s a bad guy isn’t he?

by :())) March 29, 2019

Brendan

A short guy, usually very loud and energetic. Thinks he has a lot of girls and tell a lot of lies. A guy who thinks he can roast.

Person: you seen Brendan the other day?
Person 2: yeah his short ass thinks he's funny

by HonSoloNuts February 26, 2017

Brendan

Brendan is a nice young boy with an amazing sense of humor, and he is very cute/hot. He could be friends with practically anyone, and girls fall in love with him easily. Brendan has dark brown hair and dark brown eyes, and he loves baseball and soccer. He cares for his friends and can always make you smile when you feel down. Brendan is really smart in most subjects at school, and he is always wearing Nike clothing. His birthday is in late January and his favorite color is purple. Brendan is always looking forward to having fun every day for the rest of his living, which will probably be a while considering he is very fit. He will always have your back, and if you move far away he will never forget you no matter how many more friends he makes. Brendan is someone you would die for, cry for; you would do anything for him. You are very lucky to know Brendan, and he will be someone you will always treasure in your heart.

❤️❤️❤️love him

Melissa: I love Brendan I wish he was mine :(

Kellie: Too late, rumor has it that he has a thing for this weird girl named Valerie, BRENDAN NOTICE ME NOTICE ME *jumps around and waves hands all crazily*

by Treasureevedythinginyourheart June 6, 2018