braces

Common identifier on female indicating that she is not legal to have sex with.
Common identifier on male indicating high probability he will not be fucking anyone.
Generally a serious cockblocker.

Nerdy form of fronts or grills.

Defendant: I didn't know she was 16.
Judge: She had on braces for fuck sake.
Defendant: Did you just curse? Does that mean it's a mistrial?
Judge: Fuck no. Your ass is still going to jail.

Teen1: I just got braces.
Teen2: You a gansta now?
Teen1: (Sad Face)No....this means I'm not getting pussy.

by Feckel Matters November 1, 2007

jelly bracelet

Thin, stretchy bracelets worn by middle-and-high-school students in many different colors and patterns. They are often mistaken as "sex bracelets", where the circumstance is that supposedly if a guy pulls one off a girl and breaks it, he has to perform a sexual act with her (the color determines what they do. This ranges from a simple hug to oral sex). Though, most students wear them for fashion reasons. The hidden, sexual purpose of these bracelets was probably invented by some drunk college kids..."Hey, lets fuck each other. But we need a reason. Besides the fact that we're stoned. Hey, let's pretend that we need to have our bracelets snapped to be fucked!!! Yeahhh!"

Katie got some awesome new jelly bracelets at Hot Topic. They're black and red and purple. But Emily got some really nice pink sparkley ones at Claires.

Joe: Hey, Kate! Brandon snapped your bracelet! And it was red and black! You have to do 69! Hahahaha! Brandon and Kate! Brandon and Kate!
Me: Burn in hell, you worthless piece of shit.

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

Jelly Braclets

A bracelet that can be worn around wrists, ankles or another part of the body. Mainly, girls wore them because it was "fashionable" at the time.

But there is also a game that came with it. The game is called "snaps". Different coloured bracelets meant a different sexual activity;

Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG
Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey
Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS
Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE
Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"
Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy
Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex
White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have
Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable
Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part
Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French kiss
Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex
Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69"
Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want

Parents along with teachers and almost all other adults flipped out when they heard about "snaps" and automaticly thought anyone wearing these bracelets were huge sluts, and were fucking people everywhere. Banning the bracelets from many schools.

Mom; "OH TANYA TAKE THOSE JELLY BRACLETS OFF YOU SLUT."
Tanya; "mom, I just think they're cool to wear. I'm not playing the game.
Mom; "SO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GAME?!"
Tanya; "You're over reacting.. nobody plays the --
Mom; "BAAAHHHH TAKE THEM OFF"

by taylorissofreakincool June 23, 2006

brackenhurst

A lovely campus in which many university students live and study animal and geography related courses. Many people at the other Trent campuses have no clue what or where Brackenhurst is and assume that we are all farmers.

Girl: 'Hi, i'm from brackenhurst, where're you at?'
Boy: 'Where?'

by Juicy_Jen May 10, 2009

Onion Bracelet

The ring of fecal matter found around the wrist after penetration of the anus with the fist, colloquially known as 'Fisting'.

I Fisted that man from the nightclub and ended up with an onion bracelet at the end of the night.

by Potty. S April 17, 2014

Tax bracket

Tool used to discourage working people to increase their income

If i start making 10% more, it'll be in higher tax bracket and bring home the same amount so fuck it.

by E0h!E September 28, 2017

inverted bracelets

the mark left behind from cutting wrists

kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 10, 2021