Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.
by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016
Get the Dusty Blokemug. An absolutely contemptible human being, who has long ago crossed the fine line between being a decent lad and being a despicable human being. Known for doing horrific things to other people, especially under the influence of alcohol.
"Jon Strang is an awful bloke - I mean, it's all fair to get horrendously wrecked, but shitting on half the doorsteps in Chelsea and abusing complete strangers on a bus takes it too far."
by nyucollij June 20, 2012
Get the awful blokemug. The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.
by Marqueefus October 13, 2016
Get the Toppest Blokemug. A page where blokes can express them selves with what name to call there dog and beg for attention and to become sheep and buy the BA branded clothing
Charles went on blokes advice to get advice and attention only to be shut down with his terrible taste in beer
by Kangaroo rapist May 25, 2018
Get the Blokes advicemug. What? He punched this unsuspecting kid behind the play, broke his jaw, and sent him to hospital? What a shit bloke.
Wait, what? His teams' supporters actually cheered the shit bloke as well? What a collection of shit blokes.
Wait, what? His teams' supporters actually cheered the shit bloke as well? What a collection of shit blokes.
by CliveH20 August 5, 2018
Get the Shit blokemug. Did you see that smoke bloke at McDonalds earlier?
No way she had a... you know... wee wee?
Oh yeah.
No way she had a... you know... wee wee?
Oh yeah.
by dcll July 18, 2017
Get the smoke blokemug. A British phrase to describe a culture of absolute nut jobs or just straight up nice guys aged from young adults to middle- aged men
by Motoko994 October 4, 2018
Get the Solid blokemug.