Glenny-Blog

An internet article concerning a person's personal life, offering repetitive complaints (usually referring to alleged 'small minded town' life) and mundane happenings.

Author (usually male) will often claim to be better than and/or dragged down by his surroundings, while throwing around the word 'belief' , name checking health foodstuffs and droning about unsatisfatory and mundane romances.

Despite the repetitive moanings that make up the Glenny-Blog, readers will often find themselves extremely excited by news of publication,in a similar fashion that one might find themselves flicking through a tabloid magazine.
'Did you hear that he published a new GLENNY BLOG?'

'This Glenny-Blog is so darn depressing. Amazing!'

'Send me the link to that Glenny-Blog where he caught Lucy in the utility room kissing his best friend!'
by Flower Buster March 17, 2008
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Fail Blog

An awesome site that has pictures and videos of epic fails.
-Dude, have you checked fail blog recently?
-Yeah, that guy got owned!!
by Jsol January 2, 2009
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Blog slogging

Laboriously searching through reems of blogs searching for that one special gem that will make it all worthwhile.
Rutger found blog slogging the web looking for people with similar interests tedious and time comsuming.
by Konga November 3, 2005
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Get a blog

How to admonish someone on a message board who posts the same thing over and over, endlessly usually in an attempt to control the flow of chat. A polite yet firm way of letting someone know he's a bore.
He: Joe starts the same thread every day, ranting and raving about the same tired shit.

She: Sheesh, Joe, get a blog.
by DaBunn June 21, 2008
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Therapy Blog

A blog where you can talk about things that bother you, because you need someone to talk to but you don't want to talk to your friends, and you can't afford a therapist.
I don't want to burden my friends, so i'll just write in my therapy blog instead.
by masnillab November 22, 2009
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blog drop

the act of posting something interesting to your blog before your friend does
Jane got the blog drop on Marc when she posted a review of the concert before he did.
by Eddie Codel April 4, 2006
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honest to blog

A term that should be destroyed immediately. No explanation needed, just hearing makes you want to break something.
Honest to blog, don't fucking say it!
by 123_fake_street April 17, 2008
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