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creative block

When you can't find yourself to have a creative thought. This often leads you to smack your head on a pillow until you find a good thought.
I need to find something creative to do with my drawings because I feel so plain. Now I have creative block and can't think of anything.
by Mistermonsterman May 26, 2014
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parry block dodge

Just parry, block or dodge.
A random freshie: "BRO WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN ME"
Power 60 shattered katana azure flame: "Just parry block dodge mate"
by Shitposter69420 March 1, 2022
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Resemblance Nut Block

When you're about to nut but the model in the porn you jerking off reminds you of someone so you stop.
Male 1: Dude i was fapping to Piper Perri but she reminds me of Samantha so i switch to another chick
Male 2: So Samantha resemblance nut block you?
Male 1: pretty much
by Zcphus June 29, 2018
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cock-block kung fu

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.
Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan
by MMA J February 7, 2010
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5 block

to steal a high 5 intended for another person the consequence is to suck the blocker dry
when tok uuuaak 5 blocked luis, luis had to suck tok uuuaak dry
by pacoishere January 21, 2009
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Divine Cock Block

(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.

2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!

guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
by wowthathappenedatumd May 7, 2010
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stalk-block

When you're facebook stalking someone, but their pictures are hidden from non-friends.
Hot girl? Check.
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.

...

Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!
by pookywb December 14, 2010
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