Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu

Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...

by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021

blew blew

blew blew adj: a big ass babyfaced left tackle lookin motherfucker.

Shut yo mouf blew blew boyyyyyy. Ohhhhooohhhhhh!!!!!

by Chome Norris July 9, 2018

You blew it

A phrase you say to the Houston Astros when they lose the 2021 World Series.

Hey Houston, YOU BLEW IT!!!!

by iHangMyself! November 26, 2021

It Blew Like The Wind

Used in reference to progress that appeared to have happened effortlessly, even though it may have taken a lot of effort. Similar to "the straw that broke the camel's back."

Did you hear about that guy who went from zero to hero over the summer? It blew like the wind.

by aphoenix2023 September 3, 2023

Bush blew

When you rub the tip of your cock on her pussys bush, and you blow your load on her labia Majoria and labia minor a at the same time.

Man, that girl I fucked last night i Bush blew her so hard.

by Back door dog July 3, 2018

Blew Anon

The term "Blew Anon" is a counterpoint to the leftist penchant to classify all conservative conspiracy theories under the heading Q Anon, and gives a catch-all to all the wacky leftist theories that float about online.

After the purge of the term, many on Twitter started using it, liberally.

If you believe:

-DC is under military occupation because there are non-stop threats from Trump supporters.

-Joe Biden is the most popular American President of all time.

-Russia, Russia, Russia

The moniker Blew Anon coined by JackPosobiec is amazingly spot on!

by Blew Anon March 10, 2021

Blew

Black Jew

Dude did you hear about trump being put in a peach?
Obama is a blew

by I am beer December 25, 2019