Blazer Band

A musical group, usually from the early 2000’s, that begins to experience a degree of success in which they feel obligated to create a facade of professionalism by wearing blazers over semi casual attire in press photos and during performances.

Dude #1: Yo, I saw Spoon at the Windjammer last night.

Dude #2: Sick. How was it?
Dude #1: It was alright. But I feel like it’s been ten years and they’re still just blazer band, try hard status though.

Dude #2: Weak.

by Hipsterstew October 17, 2021

bobby blazer

A ginger rapper from inner city Dover who is the hardest OG in the entire world

Bobby blazer just shot my dad

by Dylan Nelson December 23, 2015

Blazer

1. A terrible SUV made by general motors.
2. A shit that really hurts your ass afterwords.

1.Sorry Tom, I cant make it to work my blazer broke down.
2. Ted: Hey Jeremy, why you walking so funny?

Jeremy: Because I took a blazer a little while ago, my ass is killing me!!

by CarShitz August 4, 2012

Blue Blazer

A sex thing.

“I hooked up with Franciliondo last night and she gave me the Blue Blazer.”

by Halfdollarballer October 9, 2020

bum blazer

A huge, flaming homosexual, one who blazes bums.

Hey, check out those bum blazers over there!

Damn, they blazin' it hard.

by DSG94 May 20, 2023

Chronic blazer

Someone who smokes weed all the time

miss is a chronic blazer

I know, I've seen her smoke 4 zoots today. mad ting!

by yhyh December 21, 2013

Trail Blazer

While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.

That girl is a fucking trail blazer. You should have seen my apartment last night, bro.

by gluckgluckcumjug March 30, 2023