blame shifting

a process in business and government wherein the blame for something bad is shifted from person to person

Can't we have a decent argument without your constant blame shifting?

by anonymous we are one February 12, 2012

Don't blame a clown

Don't blame a clown for acting clownish, if you keep going to the circus!

Don't blame a clown for being a clown.

by I, Wreckerrr April 28, 2021

I blame thor

A common phrase used when trying to find a scapegoat for an unfortunate event.

Fusion ; Who did a poopie on the carpet?!

TheDon ; I BLAME THOR!

by A_Spec October 16, 2006

Blame your ISP

The retort most skilled game players will make at Neophytes when they lapse into a screaming fit of rage and/or noobish comments.

Quaker1: Whoa. I totally aced that railgun shot.
qU4k3R: OMG LAG/H4X/Bad Connection/ectect
Quaker1: Sure, Sure, Blame your ISP.

by The Pace October 2, 2006

I blame Karn

When something unfortunate happens and you need something to blame. Works in any situation.

Person 1: "Dude! It happened again."

Person 2: "I blame Karn."

by rainbowgiggles August 3, 2011

Don't Blame Me

Don't Blame Me is a song by Taylor Swift featured in her 6th studio album, reputation. It is one of her best songs due to its phenomenal vocals, tone, and production. Listening to the song is an experience which cannot be gained from anywhere else. The song is the best in reputation and is one of the best songs in the whole world.

Don't Blame Me is one of Taylor Swift's best songs ever

by Beast96 January 20, 2021

I blame the Chews

The common misconception that Chinese Jews were behind the bombing of Pearl harbor

When I asked J J . Who bombed Pearl Harbor? He said.”I blame The Chews “

by Durango August 20, 2019