Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".

I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2018

The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.

Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
Narada: Oh fux, the bears are out!

by FirmWare October 4, 2008

Bears

feces

another name for feces

'i just made a massive bear'
'my bears are running'
'i need 2 make bears'

by bettny December 30, 2012

Bear

An animal deriving its name from a football team in Chicago

Did you see that fucking bear? Fuck

by Mr. Get this off of me, MISTER December 1, 2011

Bears

1. A sacrcastic way of saying "I don't care".

Bears 1. Juan told shane, "stop making fun of fat people they have feelings too". Shane looked at Juan and said "BEARS". 2. Juan told Shane, "I'm legal" Shane said "I'm a bear".

by MIKEJONES81 October 12, 2009

Bear

1. Animal that will maul you to peices
2.childrens stuffed toy, because why not

Why the fuck did you look bear up on an urban dictionary anyway? Are you stupid?

by Jaraden LunO December 1, 2016

Bear

Large mammals dedicated to human extinction.

Bears side with terroists.

by bigshow8891 September 28, 2006