Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer

by Hot Dog Goblin November 30, 2021

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Wax Your Beagle

The act of waxing your Beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. The often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one's pubic hair. Any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as "Waxing Your Beagle". The term Beagle was given specifically to a males member by French aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.

First date:
Guy: "So do you wax your beagles or keep it natural."

Girl: "Do what?"

by Btbamtbdm November 08, 2017

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Snaggle Beagle

When someone grabs somthing hard to catch and like totaly nailed it.

(Person#1)Dude, look the balls comin right for you, only a baller could catch that!

(catch)
(Person#2) "ohhh SNAGGLE BEAGLE!!"

by Fam. guyy April 24, 2011

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Mediterranean Beagle

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.

Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle

Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you

by Ch0riZoh October 27, 2021

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Closet Beagle

Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.

You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.

by Quart-a-Milk April 02, 2010

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