Jax beach also known as the ghetto by the sea is full of surfers, skaters, and hippies. The remaining population are gang members or kids that think there hard and have monster energy drink tattoos.
Every kid argues about who’s life is the hardest and won’t ever do anything to make theirs better
An average girl from Jax beach gets drunk everyday and has multiple ocean/ beach related tattoos. They also will suck ur dick for a joint.
Jax beach locals will shit a brick if they see a townie at the beach and if you litter at the beach you will get beat up.
Every kid argues about who’s life is the hardest and won’t ever do anything to make theirs better
An average girl from Jax beach gets drunk everyday and has multiple ocean/ beach related tattoos. They also will suck ur dick for a joint.
Jax beach locals will shit a brick if they see a townie at the beach and if you litter at the beach you will get beat up.
Guy 1 “hey I’m about to go to the Jax beach pier wanna come?”
Guy 2 “no thanks last time I went there a hobo ran out from under the pier and jumped me”
Old drunk guy at Pete’s bar “townies go home!”
Guy 2 “no thanks last time I went there a hobo ran out from under the pier and jumped me”
Old drunk guy at Pete’s bar “townies go home!”
by Ratownlivin August 20, 2018
Get the Jax beachmug. A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.
Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"
Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"
Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."
Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"
Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."
by Merriam Chubster October 23, 2013
Get the beach clubmug. When the amount of fecal matter in your toilet protrudes up past the water line and creates a small brown island.
by Hymensmasher May 12, 2018
Get the coco beachmug. a guy who goes to the beach and wears a backwards cap, shades, and throws a football around on the beach with the shirt off, or a sleeveless shirt. Sometimes they will intentionally miss a catch so the ball lands by girls and they can flex their muscles to them.
by brotime July 27, 2010
Get the beach bromug. The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week
by Hades January 3, 2003
Get the Beach Watermug. noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing
muffin beaches are by default amazing
by mrs.einstein February 12, 2009
Get the muffin beachmug. The roof of a building, generally in a large city and usually flat rather than sloped. Used as a place to sunbathe or just to hang out in hot weather, particularly by hood folk.
by jcs16 April 28, 2009
Get the tar beachmug.