Barone

A certain high caliber of man. Person of high quality and prestige. Certified 'dude' status.

Ex1: "Mikey? Yeah dude, he's a total barone."

Ex2: "It was easy to pickup at the loser party... not a barone in sight."

by tonymc November 9, 2011

Barnied Out

Used to describe a person drunk beyond recognition. Originated after seeing a person at the bars face so red it was almost purple like barnies.

Me and my boy where Barnied Out the other night at the bar.

by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

Barnification

1. The idea that we all don't advance much above that stupid Barney the Dinosaur song, "I love you..." The most popular "musicans" sing simple stupid songs while gyrating around the stage in strange outfits putting on bizarre performances, distracting people from the fact that they have no actual musical talent...Yet everyone sings along as if it's brilliant, just like three year olds to Barney.
2. The ability of people to do or believe whatever everyone else is telling them to do or believe without thinking for themselves

Watching Rianna drag her finger along the bottom string of a guitar while people in the audience were "awed" by her guitar playing talent, I realized Barnification was in full force.

by Keelster August 14, 2010

baconist

An individual with a deep and abiding devotion to all things bacon. This can involve total immersion in the bacon lifestyle or a simple and abiding love of the bacon food group. Baconists often join online communities to share their love of the food group and create themed gifs and memes to celebrate all things bacon.

Kurt was not merely a casual consumer of a BLT sandwich, he was well known as a baconist.

by Flossdada March 7, 2016

balonium

A word Coined in futurama that is another word for bulls**t information. The only difference between it and others like it is that this bull may be hazardous (possibly true) to your health

"That sir is weapons grade balonium in itself. "
- said after hear about some nonsense science factoid

by Theamazinggeek March 14, 2018

wazz baron

a person whom is able to piss in there own mouths.

i went to the toilet and i saw that jon was a wazz baron!!!

by peter and caz July 9, 2007

Ball baron

To lord your ballsack over the face of your conquest , and knight them ball baron

I really knighted him last night and gave him ball baron to end

by Snowchimp March 31, 2017