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Bangkok Spritz

An injury of the male sexual organ after getting stuck in a bottle opener
Did you hear about Joe, he is in the ER with a Bangkok Spritz!
by Jakisumo October 18, 2021
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Bangkok mai thai

When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.
Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
by the real hank moody August 10, 2012
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Bangkok Tumbleweed

When performing sexual intercourse with a transgender partner, the Bangkok Tumbleweed is executed by aggressively ripping the partners pubic hair out, rolling it into a ball and stuffing it deep inside their throat.
Somsak: "I was fucking him/her/it last night real good but I had to spice things up."
Prasoet: "So what'd you do?"
Somsak: "I gave him/her/it a wild Bangkok Tumbleweed"
by smurphas May 21, 2023
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Bangkok Triangle

When 2 buddies and 2 girls from Thailand engage in a sexual act where one girl jerks off one buddy while playing with the second buddy's balls. The second girl jerks off the second buddy while playing with the first buddy's balls. Also know as a Two-Handed-Nancy.
Dude last night my buddy and I had these two girls up in our hotel suite, things got crazy and we ended up getting a Bangkok Triangle.
by Same Same But Different December 25, 2016
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bangkok subway

when you find out she is a he,so you have anal sex instead, even though that was not the plan in the beginning brown town
Dan: How was Bangkok?
Jim: Pretty wild ended up having to pull a Bangkok subway towards the end but it’s a story right?
Dan: I guess
by Bangkok billy June 9, 2018
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Bangkok Broiler

When your asian hooker cooks you rice with nothing but her ass.
If you want a good Bangkok Broiler head on down to my favorite noodle shop called Pho No Look Who At They Let In The Back Door. The ladies are steamin.
by The.Good March 18, 2025
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Bangkok patana

Students cry if they get anything below an a+. Damn bro id be fine with a b. Specimens to be spotted lurking the phrom phong region.
by Studentwelfaremyass March 21, 2021
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