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Yummy bamboo

A term used by Pandas for bamboo that is very yummy
Panda:”Hmmm Yummy bamboo”.
Red Panda:*Red panda noise*
by A possum possum January 2, 2021
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fuckn in my bamboo

VR: FUCKN IN MY BAMBOO LOOKIN IN MY ONR TWO
by Roopy77 February 11, 2021
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Going Bamboo

When someone crashes out over something completely insignificant, they’re going bamboo.
“Yo this guy is going bamboo cause i don’t capitalise my i when i talk online
by NikkiTheSilly June 26, 2025
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Bamboo-Hineyd

Bamboo-hineyd (adj. / verb) · /bam-BOO-high-need/

* To be in a state of extreme physical or metaphorical discomfort caused by a situation that is stiff, awkward, or unnecessarily difficult.
* The feeling of being completely stuck in a tight spot (the hiney) with no easy way to wiggle out.
* Being so incredibly irritable or uptight that it feels as though a rigid piece of tropical grass has taken up residence in your backside

* www.bamboo-hineyd.com
* "I missed my alarm, spilled my latte, and my car won't start. I am officially bamboo-hineyd."
* "Management just dropped a 50 page report on my desk due in an hour. They really bamboo-hineyd me on this one."
* "Yo, I'm totally bamboo-hineyd over here, can you come help me move this sofa before I lose my mind?"
by BambooHiney'd January 2, 2026
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bamboo republic

The Chinese version of a banana republic. A fake communist socialist economy that is in fact capitalist in nature, whereby the country is operated as a private commercial enterprise for the exclusive profit of the ruling class.
China and many of the Global South countries that follow their economic example are merely bamboo republics.
by M72 June 1, 2024
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Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.
"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
by Pontefartus June 13, 2024
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Bamboo

Bamboo just ate a furby
by anonymous June 26, 2024
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