Bamboo

Bamboo( lat: Bambusa vulgaris, srb: bambus)
A person who is often dumb or clueless and asks stupid questions.

James: Can you tell me where Paris is?
Tom: Isn't it capital of Europe?
James: No Tom you absolute bamboo

by Cookie ice cream March 22, 2023

bamboo drizzle

water that continues to fall off tree leaves even after the rain clouds have stopped pouring

"How are you wet? I thought it stopped raining an hour ago"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"

by V-Popp April 14, 2015

bamboo-zled

Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).

I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!

by QuacksO September 3, 2018

Going Bamboo

When someone crashes out over something completely insignificant, they’re going bamboo.

“Yo this guy is going bamboo cause i don’t capitalise my i when i talk online”

by NikkiTheSilly June 26, 2025

Bamboo

The series of events in which there is an explosion that displeases the audience, so they show their displeasure with the sound of a "boo".

"Hey, how did you like that TNT showcase last night?"
"Bamboo."

by summer sausage October 25, 2018

bamboo electric toothbrush head

A bamboo electric toothbrush head is known as a ‘boohead’

Dude, I want to get a bamboo electric toothbrush head….
Dude, you mean a boohead….

by Booheads July 19, 2023

bamboo taker

A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it

Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird

by CKKD October 17, 2022