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Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.
"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"
by Beebo34 February 27, 2023
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Baldy Locks

Baldy Locks:\bal-dē-läks\ Good at giving head,derived from the fanbase the Barbz devout followers and super fans of "The Queen Of Rap" Nicki Minaj
by Rengokus Waxed Pubes April 14, 2022
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Baldy

A sexy bald man that is a chad that rides bikes every day, he forces his 3 awful offspring to go on bike rides every day and his wife Kimberly hates him for it. He hates video games because of his second offspring logan recchia because he doesnt like going outside and going on bike because he plays fortnite all day and jacks off to fortnite. Baldy also goes to the beach and the public pool that is in his gated community. Baldy also own a highly successful restaurant names “seed to table vegan eatery located in venice Florida. In conclusion Baldy is a stud that forces his whole family to on bike rides around his gated community every day and he also is a pussy slayer that will steal your girl.
Bro you’re riding your bike, Baldy would be proud
by Papi James Kirk September 12, 2021
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Baldy Fudgepacker

1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.

2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution

3) The opperator of the above machine.
I'm a baldy fudgepacker, I pack baldy fudge in boxes.
by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019
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Baldy stegle

A tall skinny baldy man that looks like a lamppost , he has a nech like an ostrich and a head as soft as a bum cheeck and as pointed as a nipple
Did you see the baldy stegle today
by Choga July 17, 2018
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Baldy Boys

A group of folically challenged men or women
Me: look at that guy over there
Friend: What is wrong with him?
Me: Baldy Boys!!!!!!
by Jonah the chef May 10, 2018
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Baldi

Baldi means you are acting goofy or acting dumb
That man doesn’t know what he’s talking about he’s a baldi.
by bahut6 May 1, 2021
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