The country everyone wants to get out of. No reason for leaving is required as everyone is thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact.. any excuse will do in order to immigrate to a more worthwhile country.
by Times Tables Are Fun November 2, 2008
Get the Australiamug. Amazingly this country is not just desert, convicts and kangaroos.
Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life.
Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs.
We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife.
We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.
Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life.
Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs.
We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife.
We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.
Australia is one of the only places where people visit just to meet the people that live their
Are their English people that don't whinge?
Are their quiet mouth Americans?
Are their English people that don't whinge?
Are their quiet mouth Americans?
by Eirike May 13, 2005
Get the Australiamug. A place where people call their friends cunt and our favorite food is snags. People are laid back and have the best accents ever, we pronounce Australia, straya. AND FOR CHRISTS SAKES IT'S PRAWNS NOT SRIMP. Australia is known for its amazing slang... aussi, aussie, assie, oi, oi, oi. maccas, thongs (not flip-flops), g'day, mate and many more. straya has many iconic things like ja'mie, prank patrol, milo, fairy breed, and abc3. Finally, never piss off an Australian they are vicious, so don't ever eat vegemite with a spoon or they will end you.
australia: "yeah nah but nah yeah" "Can you pull into the servo for a sec, I gotta grab a sausage roll." "Maaaaaaaaaaaaate."
rest of the world: "WhATT??"
rest of the world: "WhATT??"
by randomperson746 December 18, 2018
Get the australiamug. by cryingintestines January 13, 2020
Get the Australiamug. It's hell if you have arachnophobia, and i just so happen to have arachnophobia. so i will never go to Australia EVER in my ENTIRE LIFE
by Smoothbrick578 October 9, 2021
Get the Australiamug. IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST IT DOESN'T EXIST
"Australia isn't real"
by Me.Toonenstien October 26, 2022
Get the Australiamug. The number one place for god forbidden horrors. Amazing people, really nice but it’s where god drops his dlc.
by Bre Dior September 18, 2019
Get the Australiamug.