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Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.
Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"
by Senor Vader November 3, 2016
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Apollo Quiboloy

WARNING: There are biases imminent in this definition, that is only for comedic purposes, so if you are offended, then go to Wikipedia

Apollo Quiboloy is a boomer creep, that claims himself to be Jesus Christ. He is a mentally-ill retarded subhuman/lowlife/monkey and Googolplex-th class citizen, that needs to be tortured for TREE3 years, because he does not deserve human rights.

He makes a whole stupid cult to satisfy his sexual gratification with teens as young as 8-17 years old, like what the actual fuck? Eww, very disgusting, and he has 1 Solarion of Child Porn on his computer.

The worst offenders of him, is that he is engaging in human trafficking (AKA Neo-Slavery), Ponzi Scheme, Extortion of Minors for nudes, smuggling, money laundering and e.t.c.

He has a TV Channel called "SMNI News" to propagate his pro-pedophilic views, that is so creepy, cultish, eerie and pro-eastern. He has praised so many atrocities like the Holocaust and the Russo-Ukrainian War, thinking it's a moral crusade.

He is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and jingoist, just like the 8-Year Old GeoMorons who post bigoted inflammatory CapCut/Alight Motion Edits, who base off their morality to terminally-online subhumans (Which are Sigma Males and not Jews). He is also worse than IncTV, and is also the perpetrator of the ABS-CBN Shutdown, while letting POGO Strive in The Philippines, which proves he supports Duterte.
Person 1 (Brainded Apollo Quiboloy Fan): Mabuhay ang SMNI News, Truth that matters!
Person 2 (Filipino): Putanginamo ka, Apekpek Quibozo ay gago ka!
Person 3 (English): Go fuck yourself, Pedophile Supporter!
by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024
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Apollo

Apollo is the greek god of the sun, poetry, and music. His mother is Leto and his Zeus. He was also a gigantic self-loving idiotic asshole who was even worse than his stepmother Hera. Then he went through trials and got better.
Person 1: Dude, he's so mean
Person 2: I know. But he'll learn like Apollo did.
by LazyBrokeWeeb November 20, 2020
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apollo

apollo is one heck of a man. hes funny, flirty, nice, and all around a great guy, but will turn on you in a split second, so watch out. once he finds a new girl to hang out with, he will loose all or most contact with you. keep him close for the time that you both have, because in a second he could be gone. cherish him until you cant anymore.
ex: "apollo just found a new chick to hang out with. looks like im about to be ghosted..."
by Rochelle999 June 24, 2021
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Apollo 13

A.k.a The Reverse Blitzkrieg.
Where the male or female runs around the room then runs straight at their partner, dick or strap-on brandished, then proceeds to fuck their ass brutally
You into space baby? Because I’ll show you the Apollo 13
by Your’e Mom May 6, 2018
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Apollo

Apollo is the name of weak people who are emo and broken. They have no partners and they are unable to mate due to their fuglyness.
I'm a Quinn but hes an Apollo, we would never work.
by idfk on discord to apollo February 19, 2022
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Apollo

The king of young social media and once over 18 still the king. Legend says there will be no one like him ever again, and there IS no one like him. The futures biggest superstar, and if you are reading this from the future, he is the biggest. Talent hard to find and someone nobody can touch. Also known as: Mr. Hollywood, Zues, and Ten
by Apollo Ten March 28, 2022
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