André is an angel undercover. He has a big ass heart & will never judge you for anything, but that doesnt mean he won’t call you out on your bullshite.
André is also super funny and will make any soul in the room with him smile.
André is also super funny and will make any soul in the room with him smile.
Person 1: I’m having a very bad day
*André enters the room*
Person 2: who’s that guy? Seems like you can talk to him
Person 1: hi André, is it ok if i talk to you?
André: of course! Tell me all about it.
Person 2: Ah, that’s so André of him
*André enters the room*
Person 2: who’s that guy? Seems like you can talk to him
Person 1: hi André, is it ok if i talk to you?
André: of course! Tell me all about it.
Person 2: Ah, that’s so André of him
by Maria Supreme November 21, 2021
Get the Andrémug. by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Andrémug. by Madhouse_ December 11, 2016
Get the Andrémug. André is a guy that doesnt give a shit about anything. He is just on another planet all the time. He is really awkward and im pretty sure he doesnt know how he got here. Also he puts milk before the cereal so he could just be a psicopath.
Ps: but if you wanna hang out with him, hes all for it. He probably dong know where hes going but hes going with you.
Ps: but if you wanna hang out with him, hes all for it. He probably dong know where hes going but hes going with you.
Yo that guy's name is probably André.
He just crossed the street without looking both ways.
As in portuguese we say: "Esse gajo ta bue atoa ya"
He just crossed the street without looking both ways.
As in portuguese we say: "Esse gajo ta bue atoa ya"
by TitoKnowsManyWords November 22, 2021
Get the Andrémug. Andrés is a great dad. He's always caring and attentive with the members of his family. He makes bad jokes that are not supposed to make you laugh but they still do because of the way he says them. At times he may seem like a very serious and quiet person, even a bit hostile when loses his patience, but in reality he's very polite and can be very kind to others. In addition he's a hardworker and would do anything to make sure his family's needs are covered. He's also surprisingly smart and has insteresting ideas. For all of these things we love you very much! but remember that there are other tv channels besides the dominican ones <3
by Oreo_08 January 21, 2022
Get the ANDRÉSmug. André is known for being an extremely handsome guy. He is desired by both men and women and often does his shopping at Auchan Hipermercados. Everyone recognizes that André is one of the best FIFA pro players of all time. This person is very attractive and it was made on a shipwreck back in New Orleans.
André can sometimes be called Flor, Sol or just Sunflower.
André can sometimes be called Flor, Sol or just Sunflower.
Afonso1: OMG! André is so beautiful!
Girl1: André is a gorgeous human being! I wanna be his girlfriend !
EA Sports Manager: What a great player he is !
Girl1: André is a gorgeous human being! I wanna be his girlfriend !
EA Sports Manager: What a great player he is !
by slavesofwrath345 November 22, 2021
Get the Andrémug. The founder of the LGBTQI+ community in Portugal. Also the richest man in Beato municipality, neighbouring of Chelas.
Person 1: "Wow look! It's André. I'm so glad that he came out as gay for all of the community!"
Person 2: "Yeah! Thanks, André!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah! Thanks, André!!!"
by rimacho December 28, 2021
Get the Andrémug.