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Summer Amnesia

Not being able to remember many things during summer vacation, even the simpliest of things such as distinguishing from left and right and not knowing what day it is or the date. Usually wears off when school starts.
Sally: *puts a picture on Instagram with #ThrowBackThursday*

Angelica: *comments* Today is not Thursday, it's Monday.

Sally: Oh my gosh, I've been diagnosed with summer amnesia!
by kaliforniaqueen_ August 19, 2013
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White Amnesia

Can happen to anybody with a white friend/lover/associate/rival/enemy. A common condition among Caucasians where you'll bring up a time (be it out of fun or seriousness) where they clearly did you bogus, said some fighting words to you, or just did something to offend and/or disrespect you personally. Upon the instance of you bringing it up to their attention at a later date, they'll deny it with the cluelessness of a toddler and will display genuine shock that they would do such a thing. If you keep pursuing the subject, they will then come to the conclusion that it was your fault that it happened.
Guy 1: "Man, remember that time when you went off on that waitress and called her a big-lipped monkey-fuck because she brought your meal last?"

Guy 2:"What? No way, when did this happen?!"

Guy 1: "My guy, it was last year. We all got our food and you had ordered some extra shit and when she said that yours still had time, you got mad and called her a monkey-fuck under your breath. We all heard you and she even looked at you too."

Guy 2: "WHAT?! No bro, I would NEVER say that! That's not funny, man. Even if I ever did, it was because she was being an asshole about it!"

Guy 1: "Nah man, she was polite and we could tell she was nervous too. You definitely did her bogus for that one."

Guy 2: "That's crazy...nah, I don't believe it. I always respect bitches, man!"

Guy 3: "Hahahahaha, Blake is doing that White Amnesia shit again!"

Guy 2: "WHAT?! Bro, I swear, I do NOT remember that shit even happening! You guys are making shit up!"

Guy 1: "Bruh, chill. We're just havin' fun! We don't care that you cussed her out, it's just funny how it happened."

Guy 3: "Yeah man, don't be butthurt lol"

Guy 2: "...I still don't know what you guys are talking about but whatever..."
by RealNameNoGimmicks August 23, 2021
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minigolf amnesia

this is a severe case of amnesia
it only occurs when someone cares to forget a minigolf experience. is a serious condition. anyone with this condition should be treated with extreme caution (and love in some cases)
Person 1: Dude you totally sucked at playing minigolf last nigiht

Person 2: whatt? we played minigolf last night?

Person 1: shit! he must have minigolf amnesia!
by largepimpin August 25, 2009
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Input Amnesia

Input amnesia is a ux design term. It is when a user makes a wrong input due to being accustomed to a similar apparatus they were just using or are familiar with. Consider some examples.

- Pressing the wrong button in a video game because a previous game you played uses that bottom for the desired function. In Skyrim, players sometimes accidentally steal/pick up items because the A/X button (used to pick up items) in other video games is often used to jump.

- A manual driver accidentally reaching for the stick shift in an automatic car.

Being aware of input amnesia helps designers make better designs.
"Sometimes I use my key fob that opens my Acura for Honda. My Honda doesn't open with a key fob. I am standing there pressing my Acura's unlock bottom instantly realizing I am a klutz. This example of input amnesia is caused by me being used to similar input but by habit choosing a wrong one".
by Hondasexual January 30, 2023
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link amnesia

Landing on a web-page or article while browsing the web, with no idea why and no memory of how you got there.
Brian: Where did you find that article you were telling me about?

Melissa: No idea, I got really bad link amnesia as soon as I started reading.
by angrywords April 8, 2013
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Snapchat Amnesia

When you're having a conversation on snapchat and open a message too long after it's sent so you forget what the conversation was about.
"Could you please remind me what you said, I've got snapchat amnesia"
by Unique username July 23, 2017
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Dick Amnesia

When a girl is so used to having dick in her life that when she doesn’t, she craves it.
“Hey I’m having the serious case of dick amnesia because that summer with John was so much fun. But now that we broke up I have nothing.”
by Ineeddick March 12, 2019
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