by Kingsman November 16, 2017
Get the podium amnesia mug.Can happen to anybody with a white friend/lover/associate/rival/enemy. A common condition among Caucasians where you'll bring up a time (be it out of fun or seriousness) where they clearly did you bogus, said some fighting words to you, or just did something to offend and/or disrespect you personally. Upon the instance of you bringing it up to their attention at a later date, they'll deny it with the cluelessness of a toddler and will display genuine shock that they would do such a thing. If you keep pursuing the subject, they will then come to the conclusion that it was your fault that it happened.
Guy 1: "Man, remember that time when you went off on that waitress and called her a big-lipped monkey-fuck because she brought your meal last?"
Guy 2:"What? No way, when did this happen?!"
Guy 1: "My guy, it was last year. We all got our food and you had ordered some extra shit and when she said that yours still had time, you got mad and called her a monkey-fuck under your breath. We all heard you and she even looked at you too."
Guy 2: "WHAT?! No bro, I would NEVER say that! That's not funny, man. Even if I ever did, it was because she was being an asshole about it!"
Guy 1: "Nah man, she was polite and we could tell she was nervous too. You definitely did her bogus for that one."
Guy 2: "That's crazy...nah, I don't believe it. I always respect bitches, man!"
Guy 3: "Hahahahaha, Blake is doing that White Amnesia shit again!"
Guy 2: "WHAT?! Bro, I swear, I do NOT remember that shit even happening! You guys are making shit up!"
Guy 1: "Bruh, chill. We're just havin' fun! We don't care that you cussed her out, it's just funny how it happened."
Guy 3: "Yeah man, don't be butthurt lol"
Guy 2: "...I still don't know what you guys are talking about but whatever..."
Guy 2:"What? No way, when did this happen?!"
Guy 1: "My guy, it was last year. We all got our food and you had ordered some extra shit and when she said that yours still had time, you got mad and called her a monkey-fuck under your breath. We all heard you and she even looked at you too."
Guy 2: "WHAT?! No bro, I would NEVER say that! That's not funny, man. Even if I ever did, it was because she was being an asshole about it!"
Guy 1: "Nah man, she was polite and we could tell she was nervous too. You definitely did her bogus for that one."
Guy 2: "That's crazy...nah, I don't believe it. I always respect bitches, man!"
Guy 3: "Hahahahaha, Blake is doing that White Amnesia shit again!"
Guy 2: "WHAT?! Bro, I swear, I do NOT remember that shit even happening! You guys are making shit up!"
Guy 1: "Bruh, chill. We're just havin' fun! We don't care that you cussed her out, it's just funny how it happened."
Guy 3: "Yeah man, don't be butthurt lol"
Guy 2: "...I still don't know what you guys are talking about but whatever..."
by RealNameNoGimmicks August 23, 2021
Get the White Amnesia mug.Not being able to remember many things during summer vacation, even the simpliest of things such as distinguishing from left and right and not knowing what day it is or the date. Usually wears off when school starts.
Sally: *puts a picture on Instagram with #ThrowBackThursday*
Angelica: *comments* Today is not Thursday, it's Monday.
Sally: Oh my gosh, I've been diagnosed with summer amnesia!
Angelica: *comments* Today is not Thursday, it's Monday.
Sally: Oh my gosh, I've been diagnosed with summer amnesia!
by kaliforniaqueen_ August 19, 2013
Get the Summer Amnesia mug.by wreckingdrew December 15, 2011
Get the Amnesia vu mug.When you're having a conversation on snapchat and open a message too long after it's sent so you forget what the conversation was about.
by Unique username July 23, 2017
Get the Snapchat Amnesia mug.“Hey I’m having the serious case of dick amnesia because that summer with John was so much fun. But now that we broke up I have nothing.”
by Ineeddick March 12, 2019
Get the Dick Amnesia mug.When a woman has so much sex she's can't recollect who and when
When your sex was underwhelming, she forget she had sex with you.
When your sex was underwhelming, she forget she had sex with you.
by Notsporty40 July 24, 2018
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