Ali 

A girl who tries to be popular and acts nice to everyone but is a two faced snake, only likes popular guys, will ask every popular guy out and when every one of them turns her down acts like she’s into girls.

Popular girl 1: *just chatting with her friends*

Ali: OMG LIKE HEY BEST FRIEND
Popular girl 1: Who are you?

Ali: I’m your best friend like duh!

Ali by Yebsysbdunsiwbe December 23, 2019

Ali 

Ali is big piece of shit.

Yo, did you see Ali's new Paid Vacation sketch? what a piece of shit.

Ali by ali4thewin November 23, 2021

Ali 

A cunt

Boy: how's Ali?
Ali's mother: He is a cunt

Ali by LostOrphan August 6, 2019

ali 

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY cunt who needs to be stabbed

PURPLE AKI YOU NEED TO STOP BEING ALI

ali by TALIBAN ZAN May 2, 2018

Ali 

A chinchilla's wiener. Often abnormally large. Shaped like an upside down ice cream cone. sways in the wind.

eww that chinchillas ali is soooo long. i wanna cut it off.

Ali by bingo5 October 23, 2011

ali 

homunculus; a very small, short man.

"How tall is your brother?"
"Oh, he's really ali."

ali by nourr July 14, 2007

Ali 

A shanker, one that carries out knifes and other kinds of weapons...HOWEVER not a gun, founder of the religious cult SHANKISM, believed to have many followers in manchester and brixton....BRAAAAAAAAAAP

i would knock out that guy but i think hes an ali!

Ali by Rajdeep Patel January 20, 2008