A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.
by QuandaleDequavion6th January 11, 2023
This man knows what he is doing. He is strong and funny. The Swedish genes in him give him the ultimate testosterone boost to shit on any liberal.
“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”
“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”
“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”
by Liberals stink February 08, 2024
by Didjjsisid December 16, 2023
A kind but delusional young man who has a white persons name but is in reality black. He is known to make very good ribs
by Al Washington September 12, 2020
by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 18, 2019
Alfred is a type of guy who thinks he can beat the shit out of you just cause he is older than you but this guy literally gets bullied by 5yo who can't even walk yet. He is also the undeveloped one in the group and acts like the citizens of the sentinel Island near India who for some fucking reason they are undeveloped and are the only living "cavemen" with Alfred.
Imaginary friend:Hey Alfred have u seen my sti-
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
by Your_Chinnily_Finnily fucker June 08, 2022