ALFRED GRUNDY

very centred around sophie miller.
Sophie+Alfred for life

alfred grundy loves sophie

by Ojehwuhwheue March 19, 2023

Alfred

This man knows what he is doing. He is strong and funny. The Swedish genes in him give him the ultimate testosterone boost to shit on any liberal.

“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”

“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”

by Liberals stink February 8, 2024

Alfred

A kind but delusional young man who has a white persons name but is in reality black. He is known to make very good ribs

These are some good ribs he must be a Alfred

by Al Washington September 11, 2020

Alfred

He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.

the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”

the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”

by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021

Alfred the elf king

A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred

“Hi Alfred the elf king. Did you do good on your English quiz?”

by hubsta April 7, 2022

alfred

gay

alfred is gat

by xdSwagTheBeast69 October 20, 2020

alfreditis

a virus that makes someone think they are sooo cool and pick on people who are below them bc they have no braincells. They also constantly copy other peoples slang and language bc they cant be original. Moral of the story- dont catch alfreditis.

Person 1- yoloooooo
*a week later*
Person infected with alfreditis- yoloooooo
Person 1- do you have to copy everything i do
Person infected with alfreditis- well... yeah.

by cheeto_minajxx March 30, 2022