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ALEKS

Legal form of child abuse disguised as a math program.
Person1: my school is using ALEKS for math
Person2: Run.
by Sushiaddict4x September 18, 2024
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Alek

What a wetty. His parents must of hated him a lot to name him Alek instead of alex. No one likes Alek. People pretend to be his friends but they are really not Aleksandra friends. Lonely alek
"I feel bad for Alek. He has no friends"
by James bondes February 23, 2019
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Alek

Alek is a gypsy man who is very cheap.He thinks that he is perfect and also that he is right but in the end all his opinions about him are faults.He tries to copy other people but he ends like shit.
Who is this gandon?He must be Alek!
by AlekBigLoqe November 20, 2021
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Alex Vs. Aleks

Alex vs. Aleks is a philosophical question that asks if Alex has any correlation with the hit math website, ALEKS. This started during a game of jackbox rap battles in which dev said the verse “go home to alex and go do your aleks!”. this sparked an intense debate that ended with fire and fury, and has been a running gag in various media ever since. There has also been the possible explanation, called the “Lewis Paradox”, which theorizes that they are one and the same because they both have to do with math and are cared for deeply, which makes them essentially the same. This has attracted the attention of many Nihilist philosophers who believe that the question point out the meaningless and sameness of humanity as a whole. Due to the unsolved answer to the question, it is often asked if one could “explain it again” to recall certain details of the question. It is possible that we may never know the answer to Alex Vs. Aleks.
“Do you know the answer to Alex vs. Aleks”?

“Nah. could you explain it again?”
by RandomGuy1245 April 17, 2025
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Alek

is that fuckin alek
by j mklSDFVB:LM" December 10, 2022
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aleks boss

TOP G ALPHA MALE

IF SOMEONE CALL YOU A ALEKS BOSS YOU ARE THE BOSS, NO ONE IS BETTER THAT YOU, AND NO RULES IN THE WORLD APPLY TO YOU!
by Aleks boss September 2, 2022
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Aleks

A man with a large and big bomboclat, all the time kind in the moment, mostly serbian.
Oh wow, Aleks Bidouski as a big cock
by Not-Ma December 13, 2023
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