You read the bible? oh you are an alberto.
by Realbot69 September 13, 2021

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products
Alberto-Culver was purchased by consumer goods company Unilever on September 27, 2010 for US$3.7 billion
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

It is a person who is able to reach the sky for two reasons, he is two meters tall and because he is a pilot.
Me on a shiny day on the top of a mountain:
Mum on the Phone: Take pictures of the beautiful view.
Me: What view? I just see Alberto with an straw hat -_-
Mum on the Phone: Take pictures of the beautiful view.
Me: What view? I just see Alberto with an straw hat -_-
by Sternenohr June 17, 2020

Super hot guy but I don't like him much, like he is cool, good sense of humour and all but damn is he hot
by anonymous July 5, 2022

by +Alberto+ December 31, 2023

by Valtryek June 2, 2021

by Onionpeeler November 21, 2021
